GRAND THEFT ECUADOR

JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN MARTIN TAUGHT ME THAT PISTOLA WAS SPANISH FOR GUN, RAN OVER THREE PEDESTRIANS, EXPLAINED TO ME THAT SAN ANDREAS WAS ACTUALLY LOS ANGELES, AND EFFORTLESSLY SHOT HIS WAY OUT OF A POLICE STATION.

POST-COLONIAL SIDE NOTE: MY SPANISH IS SOOOOO BAD.